Yum | Falala | Olé

Ooo | Hooray | Auld Lang Syne

Brr | Holy Crap | Oof

Cluck | Owww, my head

HOLY CRAP
JOHNSON FALLS ASLEEP ON
A DIFFERENT COUCH
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No, we don't understand it, either. But there she was, just curled up like that....