08 Jan 2005:
Believing (erroneously) that the
5406 pantry had just too much
booze, we liquidated it by inviting
over 120 Hyde Parkers, who did
indeed drink pretty much
everything in the pantry except
for the good Scotch, which we hid
under a bed beforehand.
Strangely,
only a few photographs
remain from this blurry evening,
not because we were too drunk
to remember to take more, but…
well, okay, yes, because we were
too drunk to remember to take more.
This is probably a good thing,
however, for viewers at home
who would be made uncomfortable
by the sight of too many dorks
swapping saliva.
Bonus trivia game: spot the
person(s) later caught fornicating
in Mr. Friedman's closet.
(Hint: whom among these people
would you least wish to interrupt
mid-intercourse?...)
Cowp can identify exactly zero
of these individuals.
Cowp (drunk) and some Serbs (drunker).
Okay, you caught us there: this
photo isn't from our party (Cowp
just found it on th' Internet).
Mercifully, neither is this.
NOT FROM THE PARTY BUT ALSO PERTAINING TO INTOXICATION:
We
recently got a new vegetable steamer!
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